Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.


Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

I am not working today…

So last night:
I closed my bedroom door ✔
I shut all the windows so there is no morning sunlight coming through them ✔
I turned off all the lights ✔
I turned off all the alarms ✔
I covered myself head to toe with the bed sheet ✔
I went to sleep very late ✔

And this morning, at 6am, my sister calls me on my cellphone because she needs help getting a dog she’s taking care of into the house, a dog that escaped because she let it out on the front lawn of the house.

And now I’m wide awake.

And there is a thunderstorm going on.

And I can’t sleep anymore.

And, oh yeah, HBD to me. 🎂

Tonight I need to reacquaint myself… Reacquaint myself with your body. I will kiss you on the mouth. I will find your breasts with my lips, and I will make you climax this way. Then my hands will slide down your body, and I will spread your legs. I will touch every part of you. And I will put my mouth on you and I will make you climax that way, as well.

Bill Masters, Masters of Sex 2x07

(via examroom5)